Archivo mensual: julio 2005

THREE GOOD POINTS… There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone “brother” 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn’t get a fair trial But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was … Sigue leyendo →

Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the Ark on the following Sunday, and gave the scriptural reference for the congregation to read ahead of time. Sigue leyendo →

A foursome is waiting at the men’s tee while another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it and hacks it another 10 feet. She looks up at the men, who are watching, and says apologetically:
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Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how for Christmas this year he’d love to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. Sigue leyendo →

Ayer en la página web noticias.com, pubicaron una noticia muy interesante en la que se comenta que Unifec ha puesto en marcha una nueva página web nohayexcussa.com con el objetivo de prevenir la explotación sexual infantil que está creciendo por culpa del turismo. Sigue leyendo →

Recientemente, según comentan en algunos blogs especializados de Google, a aparecido en la versión americana de Google, el logotipo con unos marcianitos que anunciaban la nueva página de google ‘moon.google.com’ en la que se pueden ver los distintos aterrizajes de las navea Apollo. Sigue leyendo →

The Canadians are going to help America with the war on terrorism.

They have pledged:

2 battle ships, 600 ground troops and 6 fighter jets.

After the American exchange rate we end up with:

2 Canoes, 6 Mounties and a bunch of flying squirrels.

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En lastminute.com acaban de lanzar una campaña de 0€ en gastos de emisión del 20 al 22 de Julio para cualquier vuelo que se compre en a través de su página web y solicitando el billete electrónico. Sigue leyendo →

We all may feel a bit “crumpled-up” these days, but a well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill.
In the room of 200, he asked, who would like this $20 bill? Hands started going up.
He said, I am going to give this to one of you, but first, let me do this. Sigue leyendo →