A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed in the Bible and that the complete human experience was found within the Scriptures. Following the service, he was approached by a woman who challenged him: “Preacher,” she said snidely, “I don’t believe the Bible mentions PMS.”
The preacher replied that he was sure it must be in the Good Book somewhere and that he would look it up.
The following week, after service, the preacher called the woman aside and showed her the passage which read: And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Bethlehem.